General asshats
Circle I Limbo

DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Democrats
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Nancy Pelosi
Circle VII Burning Sands

Barack Obama
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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