Funny shit & sucky shit & painful shit

Yesterday when I left work, I saw Nancy walking across the lot, so gunned the car like I was gonna nail her. She looked up & ran to the side. I was laughing my ass off. I look back, Arlene has a look of total shock & nancys on the curb holding her chest. OH SHIT! I throw the car in park & go to her to apologize. As I approach her she busts out laughing. Gotcha. UGh, ya bitch.lol I look ahead & my fucking car is rolling by itself towards 71st street, at 5 pm........oh FUCK. I RUNNNNN after it, as fast as a fat girl can run, jerk open the door, only to find miss Debbie behind the wheel. I almost threw her out of the car. How funny. Then ran by Cheri's to get her tax info so I can do her taxes b4 the deadline. Right after leaving, I was about 63/ Yale, I was stopped at a light. Heard screech of tires, started to look back, then heard BANG BANG & Wham. Got hit from behind. Turns out some jerk off going too fast & not paying attention slammed into a van, shoving them into another car, which got shoved into me. Got minor damage to back bumper & now it makes a funky noise , kind of a clunk when im moving, also tailpipe, or something rattles. Fuck. shit. IM sore as hell, back, neck & shoulders fuckign HURT. Have a headache from hell too. The guy behind me had a brand new car, he was on his way to get his tags.....lol, his was BAD, the lady in the back of him, had 2 little girls, miraculously, noone was really hurt much. Her van had the back bumper ripped half off, & front end damage. We say there about 20 min waiting for the cops, no medics ever showed, even th children were involved . grrrrrrrrr. When I was hit, all my papers & shit flew off the dash & visor, throwing my insurance verification somewhere, I couldnt find it anywhere, so by law, I got a ticket for no ins. The guy in the back was cited tho for the accident, basically following too closely, speeding, no ins verification on him(his momy brought it to him-lol) & tags, his were due back in November. Geez. & he was an ORU student. Figures..... I'm still waiting for a call from the fucking ins co, i called them this morning.

A bit of fun

Saw this over here at my fave hangout.
OOOh, fun-ness!
Here's what you do - go to your music player, hit shuffle each time you ask yourself one of the following questions. The first song that plays is the answer. No cheating! It's hilarious!!

How does the world see me?
Song: Nookie
Artist: Limp Bizkit
Comments: Hmmm, dont know what to say about that

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Have you ever Seen the rain?
Artist: CCR
Comments: that doesnt sound too promising.......

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Sittin in a bar
Artist: Rehab
Comments: Hell, id love to sit on a bar. LOL

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Love me when Im gone
Artist: 3 Doors Down
Comments: ick, necrophilia?

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Its the Simple Things
Artist: kenny Chesney
Comments: ahhhh, so true

What should I do with my life?
Song: In my daughters Eyes
Artist: martina Mcbride
Comments: Cant think of anything better

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: if tomorrow never Comes
Artist: Garth brooks
Comments: guess it would be full of pain then huh?

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Go Rest High on that mountain
Artist: Vince Gill
Comments: hmmm....mile high club?

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Dead Can Dance
Artist: Loreena mckennitt
Comments: damn necrophilia shit again

What is happiness?
Song: Walk this Way
Artist: Aerosmith
Comments: this way?
what way?

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: Against the Wind
Artist: Bob Seger
Comments: doing it outdoors huh?

How will I be remembered?
Song: Wasted years
Artist: iron mountain
Comments: HAHAHA, no comment

Fun Shit

Ok, so I swiped this from OVER HERE.

Looks like fun.

Go here. The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

Go here. The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

Go here. The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Here's what I got:

Now, how many times did you try it?

LOL

What a weekend.

What a weekend.

Only worked 2 days last week. That part was nice. LOL, & got paid for all 5, even nicer. However......Thursday, official Thanksgiving, we spent at the meeting, as previously noted, that evening was quiet & calm. Friday I worked in My youngests' room, cleaning, purging no longer needed toys, no longer fitting clothes, gathered up 2 bags for Freecycle. rearranged stuff, hung pictures & her awards from school up, & some butterflies Id been keeping for her. Room really looks cute & comfy now. If only she could keep it clean......
Saturday, I spent the day in my eldest's room, doing the same. I was exhausted by days end, Sunday was our big dinner, as some of us are invariably having to work on thanksgiving day. Oh my, did Mom ever outdo herself. She REALLY gets into the cooking part. No wonder I'm fat.LOL
We only had 8 people there, but there was -& still is- enough food for 30!
I'm sure I will be really sick of turkey before it is over. After dinner was over & company had departed, I realized one of our kitties, the Terrorist Kitty himself, was nowhere to be found. Oh shit.
We looked in closets, under beds, in cabinets, in the attic, furnace closet, anywhere you could imagine. No Terrorist Kitty. We grabbed a flashlight & ventured out in the rain, my eldest & I, calling & searching, to no avail.:( Terrorist Kitty was nowhere to be seen. I was going to make another pass in the attic, sat down to talk to Mom for a few & out of the corner of my eye, saw movement. There sat the little shit on the table, calmly licking leftover gravy.......I wanted to choke him. Instead I grabbed him & hugged him. I still have no clue where he managed to hide but I don't care. He wasn't lost outside in the rain & cold. :)
So I deposited him in my daughters hands & went to get ready for bed, already almost 1:30 AM. Bleh. Suddenly a knock on my door, "Mama, come here quick!"
I rush out to see whats wrong & the lights are all off & everyone is gathered by the front door. What in the world?
I peer out & there, on the porch is the biggest, fattest possum I have seen. It was HUGE. Looking for dinner I guess (REALLY glad now Kitty wasn't outside!). He finally wondered off the porch & I went around the side of the house to make sure the trash was secured. Sure enough, it was there, about to tear in. Uh-Uh! No you don't! I stomped my foot & made a hissing sound & that fat little possum ran like hell. LOL
I grabbed the loose bag of trash & moved it higher then walked back inside. How funny.
SO that was my weekend.
Now today, here I sit, workblogging, braindead as hell. Must be something in the air, as everyone in this office is drag-assing around & sluggish. I think I just need caffeine to be injected intravenously & I'll be OK.

Okiemom-Ology

These quizzes are stupid, & useless, but nonetheless addictive.LOl

WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON'T CHANGE IT!!!
1. Your recent 'ex' and You = I was soooo stupid!
2. I am listening to = Jeff snoring, fan humming & Delta farce on tv9badddd movie-lol)
3. Maybe I should = go to bed
4. I love = my girls
5. My best friend(s) = not sure i consider anyone that right now
6. I don't understand = MEN
7. I have lost my respect for = hmmmm
8. I last ate = subway Club sub
9. The meaning of my display name is= who I am
10. God = is dead
11. Someday = I'll get my shit together.lol
12. I will always be = loyal to my family
13. Love seems to = be a joke at times
14. I never ever want to lose = my girls
15. My myspace is = addictive
17. I get annoyed when = people assume they know what Im thinking
18. Parties = are annoying
20. Simple Kisses = can be nice
21. Today I = had a god time
22. I wish = I undecould fix others problems
IS YOUR/ARE YOU
01. is your hair wet?: yes
02. is your cell phone right by you: dont have one anymore & dont miss it
03. do you miss someone?: yes
04. are you wearing chap stick?: no
05. are you tired?: yeah
06. are you wearing pajamas?: yes
08. are you mad?: no
09. are you upset?: no
HAVE YOU
01. recently done anything you regret?: no
02. ever lied?: yes
03. ever stuck gum under a desk?: yes
04. ever kicked someone?: yes
05. ever tripped over your own feet?: yes
TODAY HAVE YOU:
01. have you cursed? yes
02. have you gotten mad at someone? no
-RANDOM-
Q: is there a person who is on your mind right now? yes
Q: do you have any siblings?: yes
Q: do you want children?: I have 2 of my own & 3 step
Q: do you smile often?: yenot often enough
Q: do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: no
Q: do you like your handwriting?: no
Q: are you a friendly person?: meh, sorta
Q: who's bed others than yours do you sleep in?: just mine
Q: what color shirt are you wearing: blue
Q: what were you doing at 7pm yesterday?: eating dinner
100 Random
Body: 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yes
3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? yes
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yes
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? yes
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? bear
8. Do you always smile for pictures? rarely
9-11 ate themselves
hey no cannibalism is frowned upon by many societys please come back=]
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? no
13. Have you ever peed in the woods? yes
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? yes
15. Do you ever chew on your pens or pencils? yes
16. How many people have you slept with this week? just 1 :-)
17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? yes
18. What is your "Song of the week" don't have one
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink? yes
20. Favorite Fish? tilapia
21. Whats your favorite scary movie? none really
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? some place that no one would find it
23. What do you drink with dinner? tea
26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love it? Where the Heart is
27. Last person you kissed? Jeff
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? no
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? i wouldnt wanna scare anyone to death
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone? awhile...
31. Can you change the oil on a car? no
32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket? no
34. Kind of sandwich? pepperoni & cheese
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? pepsi
36. What is your usual bedtime? whenever
37. Are you lazy? not really
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? all sorts of things
40. How many languages can you speak? 1
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos
43. Are you stubborn? yes
44. Who is better, Leno or Letterman? hate both
45. Ever watch soap operas? not anymore
46. Afraid of heights? not anymore
47. Sing in the car? yes
48. Dance in the shower? no
49. Dance in the car? no
50. Ever used a gun? yes!
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? quite awhile ago
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? not all of them
53. Is Christmas stressful? yes
54. Ever eat a pierogie? no
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? custard
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? teacher, trucker(lol), lawyer
57. Do you believe in ghosts? yes
60. Wear slippers? no
61. Wear a bath robe? at times
62. What do you wear to bed? tshirt & pajama pants
63. First concert? Motley Crue
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? Meijer
65. Nike or Adidas? neither
66. Cheetos or fritos? Fritos
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? honey roasted peanuts
68. Ever heard of, "gorp"? no
69. Ever take dance lessons? no
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? not really
71. Can you roll your tongue? yes
72. Ever won a spelling bee? yes
73. Ever cried because you were so happy? yes
74. Own any record albums? not anymore
75. Own a record player? not anymore
76. Regularly burn incense? yes
77. Ever eaten fish? yes
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Ozzy again
80. Hot tea or cold tea? both
81. Tea or coffee? tea
82. Favorite kind of cookie? sugar cookie
83.Can you swim well? yes
84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? yes
85. Are you patient? sorta
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? dj
87. Ever won a contest? yes
88. Ever have plastic surgery? no
89. Which are better black or green olives? yuk
90. Can you knit or crochet? no
91. Best room for a fireplace? livingroom
92. Do you want to get married? i am engaged to be
93. If married, how long have you been married?
94. Who's your crush? noone
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no
96. Do you have kids? 2, 3 steps
97. Do you want kids? just the ones i have
98. Whats your favorite color? black
99. Do you miss anyone right now? yes
100. Who do you wanna see right now? would love to see my sis
P.s did you know number one is missing.
Debbl-ology
FOOD-OLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bueno
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Ricardo's
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 10-20%
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? mexican
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? pepperoni & extra cheese
Q. What do you like to put on your toast? butter
Q. What is your favorite type of gum? wrigleys, juicy fruit
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone? none
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? lots
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? 2 beautiful girls.:-)
Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment? 5
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? right
Q. Do you like your smile? no
Q. What's your best feature? eyes
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? yes,
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? my 6th sense
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? have one right now.Ow
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last? my daughter
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? no
CRAPOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no
Q. Is love for real? yes
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I'd keep my name
Q. What color do you think looks best on you? dark colors
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? yes
Q. Have you ever saved someones life? yes
Q. Has someone ever saved yours? yes
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? only if I can pick the town and street
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? don't think so
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? yes
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? yes, but people ould be terrified
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? yes
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? sure
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to? Courtney
Q: Last person you called? Jeff
Q: Last person that called you? Jerry
Q: Person you hugged? Abigail
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? 7
Q: Color? black
Q: Season? fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone? yes
Q: Mood? sleepy
Q: Listening to? Delta Farce
Q: Watching? not paying attention
Q: Worrying about? bills
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do? go to bed
Q: What's the last movie you saw? Wild Hogs
Q: Do you smile often? no
Q: Are you a friendly person? sorta
Q: What is in your left pocket? no pockets
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? sux
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? stand
Q: Could you live with roommates? yes
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own? a few
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? 4 years ago
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? alive
12 months out of the year
Body: JANUARY
1. Who kissed you on new years? Jeff
2. Did you have a new year's resolution this year? no
3. Does it snow where you live? sometimes
4. Do you like hot chocolate? yes
5. Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop? no
FEBRUARY
1. Who was your Valentine? Jeff
2. When you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class? yes
3. Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not? no
MARCH
1. Are you Irish? yes
2. Do you wear green on St. Patty's Day? yes
3. What did you do for St. Patty's Day in 2007? worked
4. Are you happy when winter is pretty much over? yes
APRIL
1. Do you like the rain? yes
2. Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year? nah
3. Do you get tons of candy on Easter? the kids do, so i guess i do too
4. Do you celebrate 4/20? shhhhhh
5. Do you love the month of April? yes
MAY
1. What is your favorite flower? ones jeff & girls bring to me
2. Do you like the spring? yes
3. Finish the phrase "April showers": will bring may flowers
4. Do you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day? no
5. Is there anything special about May to you? no
JUNE
1. What year did/will you graduate from high school? 1989
2. Are you doing anything fun during this month? Boo Ha ha saturday & Samhain & Halloween celebrations
3. Have a favorite baseball team? Tigers
JULY
1. What will you do on the Fourth of July? not sure..
2. Are you going on any vacations during this month? no
3. Do you blast the A/C all day? no
AUGUST
1. Are you doing anything special at the end of your summer? no
2. What was your favorite summer memory of '06? being proposed to
3. Did you have a sunburn? no
4. Did you go to the beach a lot? no
SEPTEMBER
1. Will you be attending college/school? no
2. Who was your favorite teacher? mrs richardson
3. Do you like fall better than summer? yes
OCTOBER
1. What was your last Halloween costume? i was a witch (go figure)
2. What is your favorite candy? hershey dark chocolate
3. Who's birthday is during this month? noone
NOVEMBER
1. Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving? mine
2. Did you know GoofyAuctions.com was started this month in 2005? dont care
3. What are you thankful for? my family, friends
4. Do you love stuffing? yes
DECEMBER
1. Do you celebrate Christmas? yes
2. What is December 1st, 2007? 1st day of december
3. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe? yes
4. Get anything special last year? nothing in particular
5. What do you want this year? i don't know
6. Do you like cold weather? no
55 Random questions!
Body: Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered.
1. Describe your ex in one word...... no comment
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? black gel pen
3. Look at your planner for April 14? Lanette's B-day
4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say? none
5. What was the last thing you highlighted? some shit at work
6. What color are your bedroom curtains? none at the moment
7. What color are the seats in your car? Pooh covers
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? yes
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? checks sent out at work
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? no
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? I don't withdraw from the atm.. I go thr drive thru
12. Who was the last baby you held? one of my old daycare babies, eons ago it seems
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? no
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? sure
15. What kind of Car were you driving 2 years ago? my 93 dodge caravan
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators? neither
17. Last time you went to Six Flags? about 20 years ago...
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? no
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? envelope
20. Last person to give you a business card? Kami @ First American
21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? 250,000. payoff check @ work to Chase Bank
22. Closest framed picture to you? girls
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?? last night
24. What was it? dinner
25. How many emails do you have? . too many, over 1000
26. Last time you received flowers? Jeff brought me roses awhile back
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman? no
28. Do you play air guitar? no
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you? yes
30. Do you take anything in your coffee? dont do coffee
31. Do you have any willow tree figurines? no
32. What was your high school's rival mascot? chargers
33. Last person you spoke to from high school? Lee
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer? while ago, dries out my hands
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? no
36. What color are the blinds in your living room? white
37. What is in your inbox at work. probably e mails from lawyers office for title work
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper? something about a crime
39. What was the last pageant you attended? i have no clue
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from? mazzios
41. Have you ever worn a crown? yes
42. What is the last thing you stapled? some documents at work
43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? hehe... yes i did
44. Are you ticklish? i can turn it on and off
45. Last time you saw fireworks? 4th of july
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? it's been awhile
47. Who is the last person that left you a message? Jeff
48. Last time you parked under a carport? dunno
49. Do you have a black dog? no
50. Do you have pickles in your fridge? yes
51. Are you an aunt or uncle? yes.. aunt
52. Who has the nicest eyes that you know? my daughter
53. Last time you saw a semi truck? todayy
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? not really
55. Do you have a "notice me" part on your body?my eyes
105 questions
Body: 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? yes
2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 141 years
3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Lunch!
4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yes
5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? need to go again
6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? bills
7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? sub
8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? voice
9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Im moving on
10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? In my house
11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Memorial
12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: none
13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: hate mall
14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: daycare provider-9 years
15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? yes
16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: no
17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: cant remember their names
18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Jeff or Mom
19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: dont remember
20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: Bueno
21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD: I don't know
23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? At home
24. CAN YOU COOK? Yes
25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?: 99 Kia
26. BEST KISSER: Jeff
27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: other day
28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS: onions
29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: my eyes
30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF: stomach
32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?: 24 hours... I"m a mom!
33. FAVORITE MOVIE? dunno
34. CAN YOU SING? yes
35. LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? Toby keith
36. LAST KISS? this morning
37. LAST MOVIE RENTED: Delta farce
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT: my keys
39. FAVORITE vacation spot: Michigan
43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:17 desktops, 5 laptops.........
44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?: Ron White
45. DO YOU SMOKE? no
46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? with
47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?: Jeff
48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?: rarely
49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE? 3
50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST? both
51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?: no
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? Sunny side up with toast
53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?: yes
54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?: Chris
55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?: not sure
56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?: I don't remember
58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?: 7
59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: tshirt
60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC: Pour some sugar on me
61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:plum
62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?: yes
63. CAN YOU SWIM? yes
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?: chocolate
65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS? yes
66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: I have prophetic dreams
68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?: yes
69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON: fall
70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?: today
71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ? 6:20
72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: snow
73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?: 2005
75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?: Gretchen
76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?: dunno
77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? Shawna's Boo Ha Ha & maybe a picnic
78. BIRTHDATE 2/10
79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE: alive
85. ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?: no
87. ARE YOU SMILING?: no
89. DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW? yes
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO? away
92. ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?: no
93. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: no
94. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME? don't have one
96. DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?: no
97. DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?: no
99. do you have a sister? yes
100. ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?: no
101. ARE YOU IN LOVE?: yes
102. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL? yes
103. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW? yes
104. WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING? engagement ring & celtic knot ring
105. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY? go to bed

fun shit

http://thediaperdiaries.wordpress.com/
I grabbed this from over at Diaper Diaries . I thought it was fun and if you would like to join in, try it out!
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car) Tiger Kia

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie) Chopcolate Sugar

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name), D-and

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) black Cat

5 YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Kaye Portsmouth

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)Deban

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink) blue soda?

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) jack Murl

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy) Patchouli Peppermint

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names ) Edna Dale

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter) Richardson Raleigh

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower) Fall Carnation

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”) Apple Shirt

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree) Soda Oak

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”),
Bellydancing Autumn Tour


1. Do you like cheese? uh huh
2. Have you ever been arrested? um yes, once for shoplifting when I was 16
3. Have you ever shot a gun? YES
4. Your favorite song? .My Immortal
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? not really
6. What do you think of when you eat hot dogs? am I supposed to?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? ocking around the Xmas tREE
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? something highly caffeinated
9. Can you do push ups? if i want to
10. Is your bathroom clean? . sorta, towel in floor, needs swept
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? my engagement ring
12. Favorite Hobby? photography
13. What are you listening to right now? Loreena Mckennitt Celtic Moods
14. What is the last thing you ate? bowl of cereal
15. What one trait do you hate about yourself? procrastination
16. Middle Name? kaye
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? i need to go to bed, my eye hurts, Im cold
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. gas, pepsi, & more pepsi
20. Current worry right now? that thing w/ the DA......
21. Current hate? alcohol
22. Favorite place to be? asleep
23. How did you bring in the New Year? slept
24. What is your quirkiest habit? i have this weird thing about texture....oh never mind..........
25. Name three people who will complete this and return? no F'in clue
26. How many siblings do you have? 1
27. Do you own slippers? yep but rarely wear em
28. What shirt are you wearing? big blue comfy tee
29. What shampoo do you use? whatevers in the shower
30. Favorite colors? black & blue!
31. Would you like to be a pirate? the whole on the ship thing doesnt appeal to me
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? i dont sing
33. Favorite female name? Rhiannon
34. Favorite male name? Calen
35. What's in your pockets right now? I dont havve pockets
36. Last thing that made you laugh? my friend Courtney
37. Best bed sheets as a child? funky 70's striped ones
38. Worst injury you've ever had? fractured my forearm
39. When's your birthday? February
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 5
41. Who is your loudest friend? loud? Id say Heather
43. Does someone have a crush on you? no idea, dont care
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? sometimes
45.What is your favorite book? Zoya
46.What is your favorite age? not old
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? dunno
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? dont want a funeral
49. What were you doing at 12 am this morning? im still doing it
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? FUck! Already?

4 Things.......

Four Jobs I’ve Held
1. Home daycare provider
2. 2 year old teacher in a daycare
3. Call Center
4. Title Insurance Clerk

Four Films I Could Watch Over and Over
1. Baseketball
2. The Stand
3. Where the Heart is
4. The Cell

Four TV Shows I Watch
1. Extreme makeover:Home Edition
2. Holmes on Homes
3.Law & Order-any of them
4.Ummm.....no idea

Four Places I’ve Lived
1. Tulsa, Ok
2. Catoosa, OK
3. Arvada, Co
4. Portsmouth, Va

Four Favorite Foods
1. my moms enchiladas
2. moms spicy mexican chicken chile soup
3. custard pie
4. pumpkin pie

Four Websites I Visit Daily
1. Redneck Diva
2. Voices of Tulsa
3. KTUL
4. MeeCiteeWurkor

Four Favorite Colors
1. blue
2. Black
3. greenish blue
4. white

Four Places I Would Love to be Right Now
1. In bed
2. in another life
3.xanth
4. in the past

Four Names You Love, But Could/Would Not Use for Your Children
1. Calen
2. Rhiannon
3. Kanin
4. ???

Four People I Tag
I'm not tagging anyone.

12 year old 'wisdom'/ Workblogging....

Yesterday BB picked my girls up from school. After bringing them up here to 'beg' for soda from the machine (lol), she took them to a local play park. At this park is a large teeter-totter. My sisters eldest daughter was on one end & my eldest on the other. BB was standing somewhat behind her, unbeknownst to my daughter. Every time the teeter-totter would come down, hitting the ground , my daughter uttered quietly "My ass." Catching BB's interest, she stepped closer. "My ass." Plop "My Ass."Plop. "My ass." "Hmmmmmmmmmmm", BB thought. She came up closer to her & at just that moment, the totter hit the ground pretty hard "My f*cking ass." BB's eyebrows shot up at that utterance & she said "What did you say?"
So my 'witty' potty-mouthed child repeated it loud & clear.Sigh............. So much for humility.
Then she adds" I don't seewhy people make such a big deal out of cussing. They're just words. Words like any other words. Words aren't that big of a deal."
So I have to ponder. Are they just words?
We have heard the old rhyme "Sticks & stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" I have likely said that rhyme more than a thousand times. So why DO we make a big deal out of cussing.
Now I'm not condoning the usage of the swear words by a 12 year old child, but I do have to think on her opinion. Thoughts anyone?

Wednesday Why's

Why is it that........
1-Tube socks are called tube socks when there doesn't appear to be any "tubing" involved?
2-Retailers constantly tantalize us with sales that end in 99 cents, when we have all figured out that $19.99 means twenty dollars anyway?
3-"Oreo cookies" became one of the worst pejoratives for black men and women in this country?4-People think of Labradoodles as "boutique dogs" or "unique dogs" when they are really just glorified mutts because of their pedigree?
5-There is nothing really "special" about something listed as a "special" at a restaurant?
6-We can cure major illnesses, but we can't crack 22 divided by 7?
7-Most freeways are no longer free and highways were never really high?
8-We constantly mistreated, abused and murdered Chiefs of Native American tribes and still think it's okay to refer to the President as the COMMANDER IN CHIEF?
9-Candidates are no longer candid? (and never really were)
10-Midwesterners, like me, refer to soda as "pop"?
11-Pants are plural & bra is singular?

Just some stuff to think about...a little food for thought this Wednesday.

Yeah IM drunk

I really dont care about much of anything right now. surprised i can even freaking type.lol
cut my own hair today, took about 2 or 3" off. It looks ok, I need a real haircut dammitt, where did my money go?

You Might be a mom if...........

1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor, and you don't care.

2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.

3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.

4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.

5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.

6. Popsicles become a food staple.

7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.

9. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is.

10. Your kids make jokes about bodily functions, and you think it's funny.

11. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls...and HE hangs up on YOU!

12. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

13. You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.

14. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making Rice Krispie treats.

15. You're up each night until 10:00 P.M. vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, roller blading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink, or go to the bathroom, and yet...you still managed to gain 10 pounds.

Things that piss me the hell off

1-Idiots who think they are allowed an opinion in politics but do not vote
If you want to jump in the political arena, pay the damn admission price, research the topics at hand and VOTE!

2-Assholes who procreate but won't be a parent
These idiots piss me off so much I could spit like a biker with a mouth full of tobacco! I go to just about any store & hear them shrieking & whining & throwing themselves in the floor. You are the PARENT, grow some balls, smack Jonny or Janie's little ass & do your job. It makes me want to VOMIT hearing some pussy-assed parent whispering "Now Jonny, be a good boy & get up off the floor"

3-People who drive 30mph in a 45 mph zone
If you can't drive, get the hell off the road, period. If youre scared to drive the speed limit, you have no business driving. PERIOD.

4-Hypocrites who criticize how you clean but won't lift a sacred finger to help.
These assholes make my blood boil, they can come into your house, or room, & point out things that should be done differently, or should be done at all, yet theyre the very same ones who make the biggest damn messes & leave them for other's to clean up.

(this space reserved for even more shit that pisses me the hell off)
Feel free to comment & leave your own "What pisses me off's"

Kitty......it's whats for dinner.....

You have no idea how much thi picture pisses off my 7 year old daughter!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(grinning evilly)

Possums & the trashman

So we have this closet where the furnace lives. A big ugly hulking metal furnace, it's also the A/c condenser (or however you spell it). It has tubes going under the house, those tubes go into holes cut into the floor, some dumb redneck ass didn't cover the holes very well...............they're smallish holes, but smallish enough .....well, I'll get to that.
I go out in the hall, where said closet resides, one of the cats is nose to ground at the door. I shoo cat away, figuring on some creepy little bug got in & is staking his claim in there. I shoo cat away again & again & again......finally I shudder at the thought of seeing said creepy bug & yank the door open & the cat gets smacked back in the process. What to my wondering eyes should appear?
A miniature sleigh?
NOPE
A creepy bug?
NOPE
A DAMN POSSUM! HOLY CRAp! A Possum. In Tulsa, I mean RIGHT in the middle of Tulsa, MIDTOWN TULSA. A Possum.......
Then I blink, not one, but two. COunt 'em! Two possums in my furnace closet. What do you do with a possum? Possum Stew?
Nope, I put a call in to my trusty animal control place. What?
They close after 5 pm?
But I have a POSSUM!
So what do they send?
A policeman.....sigh........I can hear it now....a call comes thru on the police radio that a house has a small, less than 3 lb intruder...a *&^^&^%&)*(&%% possum!
So the cop comes over, & guess what?
Just as he opens the door & I think this creepy little critter is going to launch out at him & sink his gnashing fangs into the cop, he opens the door to....NOTHING. Yep, of course, well, at least I gave that cop a good laugh for the night!

Unlike the laughs I had this morning, when, for the 2nd week in a row, the trashman did NOT pick up the can of trash we delivered to the appropriate place near the curb. I called to lodge my unending complainta about this 'fine citys' wonderful trash collectors & they say t was becasue it had (ick) fly larva in the can. Well. if they had picked it up last week as they were supposed to, they wouldnt BE THERE!
UGH